i just want a boy with good teeth and nice jeans

put bacardi in your coca cola run a midday in the freezing cold. get your fingers turn purple as you smoke outside. your white raybans don't fit your face. make new friends. and when you get your bag checked at a museum it's always funny when the lady looks in and says "a bottle of booze, how cute"

the staff at the ROM thinks i'm an alcoholic. lovely.