HEDONISM

i'm coming out with a zine.

to be shipped wherever for a dollar or two, given out for free

i'm looking for cheeky, unforgiving contributors who produce good shit.
mail me at marlowe@theonlyglitterati.com to discuss details.

i also will be sticking stickers in a city near you.

taking over the world.

horoscopes

there's this movie (i don't remember the title) where the super popular girl is on a date with the nerd and they're looking at the stars and he's explaining constellations and she says "i love astrology" and he's like "that's like horoscopes, this is astronomy"

"Stop fantasizing about romance with a loser. You’ll get the answer to a question. A tallish woman will get in your way."

anyways the above was my horoscope of today. i kind of laughed when i read it but out of pure self pity. the first sentence was needed to be said. because really, that's all i do. fantasize romance with losers.



my lovely friend joy off of uglysmile.blogspot.com